I won’t go into the boring details of why I had this ready pot of porridge for breakfast. Suffice to say, I wish I hadn’t bothered.
On the side of the packet it tells you how many calories and sugar etc it contains. What it doesn’t say is that it is sucks out your will to live and joy of food from your very being. There were dried pieces of apple and blueberry in it….apparently. I think their souls had gone to live a more fruitful life with Heston Blumenthal!